EekProject

The EekProject is born...:)

The Extensible Exception Kineometagram (EEK) implementation provides a set of localised contextual exceptions in Java.

NEW SourceForge project started. email BenHogan with your sourceforge id if you want to contribute. We plan to implement both Java and C# .NET versions. http://sf.net/projects/java-eek
source available for download - http://www.okchicken.com/~ivan/ivan/eek.jar generated by a python script scraping this web page (!) http://www.okchicken.com/~ivan/ivan/eek.py

Developers

• SimonSStuart?
• MikeNew
• IvanMore?
• LisaVangelder?
• JohnNolan
• PaulNasrat
• BenHogan
• ScottNursden?
• DafyddRees
• MikeRoberts
• NatPryce
• JosephNyirenda

Reference Implementation

• eek.jamaica.DontWorryBeHappyException?
• eek.au.StruthException?
• eek.au.ShellBeRightMateException?
• eek.au.CorBlimeyException?
• eek.au.BuggerException?
• eek.uk.ISaydChapException?
• eek.sa.HellsBellsException?
• eek.sa.KakException?
• eek.jedi.HarArseException?
• eek.fatherted.FekException?
• eek.fatherted.GirlsException?
• eek.fatherted.ShiteException?
• eek.god.BleFatherForIHaveSinnedException?
• eek.user.ProblemExistsBetweenChairAndKeyboardException?
• eek.user.sAClueException
• eek.southpark.GodDammitException?
• eek.sork.OhMyGodTheyKilledKennyException?
• eek.southpark.ScrewYouImGoingHomeException?
• eek.hack.Icieveeption
• eek.hack.NotAnExceptionException?
• eek.fastshow.DidntMeRightException?
• eek.fastshow.IdIWasVeryVeryDrunkException?
• eek.fastshow.Scorception
• eek.fasTodayIWillMostlyBeThrowingThisException
• eek.waynecampbell.SchwingException?
• eek.waynecampbell.WereNotWorthyException?
• eek.uk.lo.WotchaException?
• eek.uk.london.BeLuckyException?
• eek.uk.londonsmen.OhDearDearWhoDidThisException?
• eek.uk.london.tradesmeGonnaCostchaException
• eek.uk.london.eastenders.EerGuvnhaExce?
• eek.uk.london.eastenedAhwtException
• eek.dogbert.OutOutDemonsOfStupidityException? (soon to be moved into java.lang due to widespread use)
• eek.it.roma.StiCazziException?
• eek.it.napoli.ScippameEPileAPiettEFrustmException?
• eek.uk.wales.wenglish.TellUsWhatYouDoKnowException?
• eek.uk.wales.wenglish.ThemTwoNumbersOutOfRangeException?
• eek.uk.wales.wenglish.TheySawYouComingException?
• eek.uk.wales.south.EweWhatException?
• eek.uk.wales.south.StoppitMunException?
• eek.uk.wales.native.SothachException?
• eek.classicalgeek.BogometerOverflowException? (yes, that is Bogon as in the JargonFile?)
• eek.meta.PlaceHereYourExceptionException?
• eek.meta.paradoxes.CantThrowExceptionException?
• eek.theshire.PerilousToUsAreTheClassFilesOfAnArtDeeperThanWePossessException?
• eek.robinson.YouAreTheWeakestProcessGoodbyeException?
• eek.montypython.ItsOnlyAFleshWoundException?
• eek.montypython.NullParrotException?
• eek.montypython.MyHeadHurtsException?
• eek.goons.YouStupidTwistedBoyException?
• eek.goons.BeenDeadedException?
• eek.goons.BeenDeadedAgainException?
• eek.goons.FallenInTheWaterException?
• eek.com.ms.ByThrowingThisExceptionYouGiveMicrosoftTheRightToOwnYourComputerException?
• eek.com.ms.ExceptionsAreOftenSafeWouldYouLikeAnotherException?
• eek.com.ms.BlueScreenOfDeathException?
• eek.com.ms.visualstudio.ProgramCrashedPressOkToCancelOrCancelToDebugException?
• eek.jedi.yoda.ExceptionPointerNullIs? (Adaptor classes eek has also.)
• eek.jedi.yoda.ExceptionNotSupportedCloneIs?
• eek.mexico.MananaException?
• eek.elf.TheyreOnlyHumanException?
• eek.jabberwocky.SnickerSnackException?
• eek.jabberwocky.GyreAndGimbolException?
• eek.jabberwocky.BrilligOutOfBoundsException?
• eek.bladerunner.ReplicantExpiredException?
• eek.bladerunner.WakeUpException?
• eek.hollywood.scifi.ComputerDoesntBeepException?
• eek.hollywood.scifi.PasswordTooDifficultToGuessException?
• eek.hollywood.scifi.HackerGirlNotCuteEnoughException?
• eek.hollywood.scifi.NotEnoughFlashingLightsException?
• eek.scoobydoo.ThosePeskyKidsException?
• eek.ejb.InterfaceNotImplementedButMustBeFollowedAnywaysException?
• eek.ms.Filenames With Spaces Allowed But Not Fully Supported Exception
• eek.enron.DocumentMissingOrInPiecesException?
• eek.grumpy.ILikeMostPeopleButForYouIllMakeAnException?
• eek.meldrew.IDontBelieveItException?
• eek.naughtychild.MummyMummyIsThisVaseThrowable?
• eek.schoolyard.reflection.ThatsMyNameDontWearItOutException?
• eek.gamer.tv.OhForFookSakesWhyException?
• eek.gamer.tv.OopsSchoolBoyException?
• eek.static.ShtopItshNotReadyYetException?
• eek.pacino.UFairyException?
• eek.arnie.NotEnoughRoomForMyFistException?
• eek.pacino.YouJustCostMe6000DollarsException?
• eek.pacino.WhatWePayYouToDoIsToHelpUsException?
• eek.thatcher.TurningNotSupportedException?
• eek.thatcher.NullSocietyException?
• eek.nietzsche.ThatWhichDoesNotKillUsMakesUsStrongerException?
• eek.nietzsche.GodIsDeadException?
• eek.fragilealliance.development.ReturnResultException?
• eek.us.gov.rumsfeld.KnownUnknownException? (Junit failure)
• eek.us.gov.rumsfeld.UnknownUnknownException? (Junit error)
• eek.xpdevelopment.TooManyGettersException?
• eek.xpdevelopment.DeveloperOutOfPatienceException?
• eek.xpdevelopment.RogueDeveloperMakingUpPersonalCodingConventionsAndUsingThemInTeamCodeException?
• eek.xpdevelopment.OutOfDelegatesCannotPassBlameException?
• eek.xpdevelopment.Up (a-ha ha, "throws Up" - get it?)
• eek.xpdevelopment.TooManyNestedIfStatementsException?
• eek.alig.IsItCosAyIsAnExPeaDeveloperException?
• eek.anycompany.marketingguy.SellWhatWeCantDoException? (Yikes!Sales guys screwed us again!)