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+ (This is rumoured to have been used by some of the people assessing proposals to the old Alvey programme....)
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+ 1. Substitute all occurrences of the contentious buzzword with the word "magic".
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+ 2. Does the resulting document make sense? If not, then it's just blatantly plastered with the contentious buzzword in the hope that grants (or sales) are allocated according to buzzword frequency.
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+ See also ToolMania
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+ I'm gong to try that on my CV -- OliBye
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+ from FrontPage, with a little s/XP/magic/g, s/XtC/MtC/g and s/Xp/Magic/g
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+ "We think the only way to learn ''magic'' is by DoingIt.
+ We were lucky and we found some time to suspend our
+ ''Magic''Scepticism and just tried DoingIt. A lot of people never find this time and miss
+ out. We thought we'd make a sandpit where ''Magic''Apprentices could
+ meet. As DoingPairedProgramming is very much a part of ''magic'', we
+ decided we'd start a workshop (''M''tC) where you can bring along your
+ laptop and index cards and we can all help each other with ''magic'', which is the path to DeveloperNirvana."
+
+ Phew! What a relief! --DafyddRees
+

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