IvanM and ChrisCottee have devised a new 'methodology' called the Pyramid methodology. The basics of it are that the more money you pay me, the higher your 'level' and the more you can charge as a ''Pyramid certified methodologist''. You can further increase your level by recruiting more converts to the Pyramid methodology. I'm happy to explain about the details of the methodology and the many different levels for a small fee. Books and courses will be available soon too.
AlistairCockburn came up with a nice TaxonomyOfStubs