EekProject

The Extensible Exception Kineometagram (EEK) implementation provides a set of localised contextual exceptions in Java.

NEW SourceForge project started. email BenHogan with your sourceforge id if you want to contribute. We plan to implement both Java and C# .NET versions. sf.net/projects/java-eek

source available for download - www.okchicken.com/~ivan/ivan/eek.jar generated by a python script scraping this web page (!) www.okchicken.com/~ivan/ivan/eek.py

Developers

• SimonStuart?
• MikeNew
• IvanMoore
• LisaVanGelder
• JohnNolan
• PaulNasrat
• BenHogan
• ScottNursden?
• DafyddRees
• MikeRoberts
• NatPryce

After a few beers we came up with this list of candidate exceptions:

• eek.jamaica.DontWorryBeHappyException
• eek.au.StruthException
• eek.au.ShellBeRightMateException
• eek.au.CorBlimeyException
• eek.au.BuggerException
• eek.uk.ISayOldChapException
• eek.sa.HellsBellsException
• eek.sa.KakException
• eek.jedi.HardToSeeTheDarkSideIsException
• eek.fatherted.ArseException
• eek.fatherted.FekException
• eek.fatherted.GirlsException
• eek.fatherted.GobShiteException
• eek.god.BlessMeFatherForIHaveSinnedException
• eek.user.ProblemExistsBetweenChairAndKeyboardException
• eek.user.NeedsAClueException
• eek.southpark.GodDammitException
• eek.southpark.OhMyGodTheyKilledKennyException
• eek.southpark.ScrewYouImGoingHomeException
• eek.hack.IllConcievedException
• eek.hack.NotAnExceptionException
• eek.fastshow.DidntSeeMeRightException
• eek.fastshow.ImAfraidIWasVeryVeryDrunkException
• eek.fastshow.ScorchioException
• eek.fastshow.TodayIWillMostlyBeThrowingThisException
• eek.waynecampbell.SchwingException
• eek.waynecampbell.WereNotWorthyException
• eek.uk.london.WotchaException
• eek.uk.london.BeLuckyException
• eek.uk.london.tradesmen.OhDearDearWhoDidThisException
• eek.uk.london.tradesmen.EsGonnaCostchaException
• eek.uk.london.eastenders.EerGuvnhaException
• eek.uk.london.eastenders.SawtedAhwtException
• eek.dogbert.OutOutDemonsOfStupidityException (soon to be moved into java.lang due to widespread use)
• eek.it.roma.StiCazziException
• eek.it.napoli.ScippameEPileAPiettEFrustmException
• eek.uk.wales.wenglish.TellUsWhatYouDoKnowException
• eek.uk.wales.wenglish.ThemTwoNumbersOutOfRangeException
• eek.uk.wales.wenglish.TheySawYouComingException
• eek.uk.wales.south.EweWhatException
• eek.uk.wales.south.StoppitMunException
• eek.uk.wales.native.SothachException
• eek.classicalgeek.BogometerOverflowException (yes, that is Bogon as in the JargonFile?)
• eek.meta.PlaceHereYourExceptionException
• eek.meta.paradoxes.CantThrowExceptionException
• eek.theshire.PerilousToUsAreTheClassFilesOfAnArtDeeperThanWePossessException
• eek.robinson.YouAreTheWeakestProcessGoodbyeException
• eek.montypython.ItsOnlyAFleshWoundException
• eek.montypython.NullParrotException
• eek.montypython.MyHeadHurtsException
• eek.com.ms.ByThrowingThisExceptionYouGiveMicrosoftTheRightToOwnYourComputerException
• eek.com.ms.ExceptionsAreOftenSafeWouldYouLikeAnotherException
• eek.jedi.yoda.ExceptionPointerNullIs (Adaptor classes eek has also.)
• eek.jedi.yoda.ExceptionNotSupportedCloneIs
• eek.mexico.MananaException
• eek.elf.TheyreOnlyHumanException
• eek.jabberwocky.SnickerSnackException
• eek.jabberwocky.GyreAndGimbolException
• eek.jabberwocky.BrilligOutOfBoundsException
• eek.bladerunner.ReplicantExpiredException
• eek.bladerunner.WakeUpException
• eek.hollywood.scifi.ComputerDoesntBeepException
• eek.hollywood.scifi.PasswordTooDifficultToGuessException
• eek.hollywood.scifi.HackerGirlNotCuteEnoughException
• eek.hollywood.scifi.NotEnoughFlashingLightsException
• eek.scoobydoo.ThosePeskyKidsException
• eek.ejb.InterfaceNotImplementedButMustBeFollowedAnywaysException
• eek.ms.Filenames With Spaces Allowed But Not Fully Supported Exception
• eek.enron.DocumentMissingOrInPiecesException
• eek.grumpy.ILikeMostPeopleButForYouIllMakeAnException
• eek.meldrew.IDontBelieveItException
• eek.naughtychild.MummyMummyIsThisVaseThrowable
• eek.schoolyard.reflection.ThatsMyNameDontWearItOutException
• eek.gamer.tv.OhForFookSakesWhyException
• eek.gamer.tv.OopsSchoolBoyException
• eek.static.ShtopItshNotReadyYetException
• eek.pacino.UFairyException
• eek.arnie.NotEnoughRoomForMyFistException
• eek.pacino.YouJustCostMe6000DollarsException
• eek.pacino.WhatWePayYouToDoIsToHelpUsException
• eek.thatcher.TurningNotSupportedException
• eek.thatcher.NullSocietyException
• eek.nietzsche.ThatWhichDoesNotKillUsMakesUsStrongerException
• eek.nietzsche.GodIsDeadException
• eek.fragilealliance.development.ReturnResultException
• eek.us.gov.rumsfeld.KnownUnknownException
• eek.us.gov.rumsfeld.UnknownUnknownException

• <add your own..>